Tristan Cairns

	Name	Tristan Cairns
	Aliases	Jedi
	Height	6'
	Weight	Plenty
	Position	Defender, Midfielder
	Age	24
This player is light years ahead of anybody. He knows and uses the way of the force to great affect. Often seen in the opposing D only to be found one second later making that crucial tackle in our own D. Can drink pints of bitter all day. Once spend the whole Easter Festival drinking pints of bitter and only puked once. Being a student with no money he often gets his head shaved for a couple of quid. Rumour has it he has been soaking his head in fertiliser each night since Hernan returned from university with at least 3 inches more than him. Often borrows other peoples sticks if its raining cos he doesn't like his getting wet.