Ollie Goddard

Name Ollie Goddard
Aliases The Doggard, Prince of L'Islet, Le Chien, David Brent
Height 5'10"
Weight 14st+
Position Goal Keeper, Forward
Age 34
The keeper turned forward turned keeper turned semi-retired is one of the founder's of the Colombians. Enjoys booze and pervertedness to the extreme. Will always go one step further than he should. His favourite subject is Amsterdam and has made a lot of lady friends whilst there. A member of the Bobby Charlton Appreciation Society.

Is soon to be married in typically reserved style, in Las Vegas. Is only having 3 stag do's, one in France, one in Guernsey and one in Vegas (which may include naked skydiving).

The 2002 Colombian of the Year, he owns 600 airports and is known to fain blindness for loose change.

Click here for video evidence of Ollie shaking his stuff