A talented first team island player, he has the ability to play in several spots but seriously need to brush up on his skills in Follies...although signing for Colombians is clearly a huge step in the right direction.
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Name | Matt Elston |
| Aliases | Python, Scrote | |
| Height | 5' 9" | |
| Weight | Of a feather | |
| Position | Utility Player - Defence and Midfield | |
| Age | 25 | |
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Colombians latest signing, Matty Elston, finally
signed after protracted wage negotiations - he finally signed for a bag of chips
and a topless hand shandy. He is the latest of the Colombians to visit A & E
for a hockey related injury. During a recent off-season hockey match he
charged down a short corner and took a shot full in the plums. After 15
minutes of crying and puking at the pitch side he made the now infamous
Colombian trip to A & E...hence the nick name. Rumours are that he may
be investing in the ultimate unic accessory for next season - a BOX!!
A talented first team island player, he has the ability to play in several spots but seriously need to brush up on his skills in Follies...although signing for Colombians is clearly a huge step in the right direction. |
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