Luke Jager

	Name	Luke Jager
	Aliases	Weiner
	Height	Not as much as his brother
	Weight	Probably more than his brother
	Position	Anywhere if it'll get him a game
	Age	Not a lot
Luke does not following his brothers foot steps on the looks, charisma & talent department (who do you reckon wrote this profile then?...ed)....but it was not from want of trying. On a recent drunken exploit Kees pulled a willing (......yet unable - read on!) young lady to have some fun with, yet was unable to get his dong in!! Luke being unaware of this pulled the same girl the following week & fitted inside with particular ease - hence the nick name wiener (not only did he shag her, he managed to puke half way through - thus redeeming himself slightly!!!) Luke isn't blessed with lightning pace, and in fact has been dubbed the slowest Colombian of all time - rumours at time of press state that Luke has been seen in town trying to purchase 4,000 Nandrolone pills, but ended up spending his money on pies and burgers instead. Luke does, however, posses a remarkable talent for consuming copious amounts of alcohol, getting absolutely shit faced and waking up with 3 or 4 girl's phone numbers, without a clue who they are - but with the assistance of Ollie he has managed to be hated by 3 of them & has a 1 booking for a spit roast next Friday (for those of you that know Ollie will realise that this outcome was some what predictable!) Luke was the only Colombian to be initiated at the 2004 Christmas Meal not to puke, he will have to put much more effort in next time.