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Name | Dave Watson |
| Aliases | Weeble, Disco | |
| Height | Irrelevant - can't be knocked down | |
| Weight | of a small bus | |
| Position | Defender, Sweeper | |
| Age | 31 | |
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Reads the game well so that he doesn't have to do any running. Best stopper in the island. Tries to score a goal every game from a short
corner but always fails. Has the turning circle of the QE2 but can still beat the best forwards around with his deft skills and fancy footwork.
Still holds a 15 year old swimming record at Elizabeth College - for floating and for the biggest bombshell. Captain of the Colombians cricket team he has been known to fake injury in order to have a runner! On a recent Colombian social he hit the wall at six o'clock and fellow Colombians have been quoted that his eyes were seen to be moving independently. |
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