Richard Collinette

	Name	Richard Collinette
	Aliases	Colly
	Height	Same as width
	Weight	Same as two hundred chocolate cakes from the Rousse quiosk
	Position	Variable
	Age	24
Colly has recently qualified as a chartered accountant (hopefully - not confirmed at the time of going to press). His first love is of chocolate cakes from the Rousse quiosk (sorry Zoe) and his second love is of course for the Colombians. Colly has been dogged by rumours that he may be the Colombian who was arrested last year for his behaviour one night in St Peter Port. For legal reasons we must state that this is an unconfirmed rumour. Colly also has a love for dressing up (unlike TJ and Matt De la Mare not in women's clothing). He has a particular talent for Mr T. and Uncle Fester!