Chris Duncan

	Name	Chris Duncan
	Aliases	Kebab
	Height	5'10''
	Weight	unknown at present
	Position	Forward, attacking midfielder, defender (rarely)
	Age	28
This attacking player, attacks hard in and out of the game. He had an extreme fondness for booze and girls until recently settling down and getting married. His nickname derives from the word Donner Kebab referring to Chris' role as the primadona of the team. Can be the best player on the pitch by miles when he wants to be. He is a dirty tackler and not many umpires notice. A member of the Bobby Charlton Appreciation Society.