He has now returned to the island and managed to survive living below Lord J. Should have extra pace for the 2003 season due to the fact that he has lost weight by having a kidney removed.
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Name | Chris Colmer |
| Aliases | The Colonel, Mustard | |
| Height | 5'11'' | |
| Weight | One kidney light | |
| Position | Forward | |
| Age | 23 | |
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Defender turned forward who recently played at the back for ten minutes. We now know why he no longer plays at the back.
Was frightened by the Colombian initiation ceremony which he managed to survive,
however some weeks later he fled to Gay Island in Bali, where he surrounded
himself with Ladyboys.
He has now returned to the island and managed to survive living below Lord J. Should have extra pace for the 2003 season due to the fact that he has lost weight by having a kidney removed. |
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