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Name | Andy Ewing |
| Aliases | Spewing | |
| Height | 5'10'' | |
| Weight | same as a none drinking nun | |
| Position | Midfielder | |
| Age | less than most Colombians liver | |
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Not much is known of this player because he's rarely
allowed out to play, but in his first season he looked skillful and quick. A few nights out with the Colombians could really sort him
out but the opportunity never abounds as his girlfriend won't let him out with
the team.
Rumours have spread that Andy is actually the long lost twin of Brian Dowling from Big Brother and after in-depth scientific analysis of their facial characteristics this website can reveal that there is a 99.78654% chance that he is. Judge for yourself.
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Spewing????
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Brian????
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