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Name | Adrian Norman |
| Aliases | Ad, Normski, Harbahjan | |
| Height | 6' | |
| Weight | 12st and proud of it | |
| Position | Chief Fluffer | |
| Age | 26 | |
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Due to his Pakistani-esque appearance, Ad has been
likened to some of the world's greatest players. Unfortunately these comparisons
are unerringly inaccurate and the only trophy this young hopeful has won is for
dribbling up his own arse. Rumours abound that Adrian is about to be
re-united with some of his fellow Al Quaeda, as the Colombians are currently
looking to extend their overseas quota of players via a scouting mission by
Ollie Goddard to the Khandahar region.
On the up side, Ad is renowned for his referee baiting, short (but regular) spurts and is a genius in the post match showers. Another player poached by Colombians pimp, Phil Radford. Can be heard muttering "khabadi, khabadi, khabadi, khabadi" when in possession and will generally end up on the floor every 20 seconds. |
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