Can often be found drinking Dave's profits at the clubhouse when he's supposed to be working.
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Name | Stuart Malley |
| Aliases | Merv, Lennon | |
| Height | 5' 11" | |
| Weight | Increasing | |
| Position | Keeper | |
| Age | 26 | |
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This keeper has made appearances picking the ball out of the goal for the Youth and was initiated at the 2003 Christmas Meal. The
Colombians thought they may have killed him off but he showed significant resiliance in taking to the stage in the Wankers Shaft and convincing all
present that the ghost of John Lennon was the guest of honour that night, and pissing off the house band in the process.
Can often be found drinking Dave's profits at the clubhouse when he's supposed to be working. |
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